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LimericksThe limerick packs laughs anatomical
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical. A naive young lady Of Bude
When a lewd fellow showed
His all on the road,
She sid not know what to conclude. A naive young lady of Cork,
But after a day
With a gent named O'Shea,
She distrusted all talk of that sort. A naked young tart named Roselle
When asked why she rang it
She answered, "Gol dang it!
Can't you see I have something to sell?" A nasty man, old Ebeneezer,
She said, without bitchin',
"Come into the kitchen."
(You'll find the old boy in the freezer.) A nasty old bugger of Cheltenham,
So he sold them at ware,
To a gentleman there,
Who didn't much like what he smelt in 'em. A newlywed couple named Mattick
They yelled, "What a feeling!"
Then crashed through the ceiling
Where he polished her off in the attic. A newspaper novice in Norton,
I've found since I wed
That a lithograph bed
Is not the best bed to disport on." A newspaper reader named Gage
When he would choose
To read some big news
And find it continued... next page! A newspaper writer named Fling,
But the copy he wrote
Of a ten-dollar note
Was so good, he is now in Sing Sing. A notorious hooker named Hurst
Read a sign overhead
Of her ever-warm bed:
"The customer always comes first!" There was a young harlot from Kew
She said with a grin
"If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too." Another girl who was quite canny
But for half of that sum
You could fondle her bum
A source of amusement for many. There was a young lady called Alice
The padre agreed
'Twas done out of need
And not out of Protestant malice. Categories:
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